Burger King Judge Has Stoopid Attack
How stupid do you have to be to screw up an Impossible Burger? Burger King and a Federal Judge teamed up to show us just that.
How stupid do you have to be to screw up an Impossible Burger? Burger King and a Federal Judge teamed up to show us just that.
When I think of smuggling cartels, I think of cocaine, weapons, honey, booze. Honey? Yeah, honey. When you’re The Food Lawyers®, you know that honey smuggling is something we all should be thinking about.
On March 23rd, comedy writer Jensen Karp decided to have a bowl of General Mills’ Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Jensen tells us he found a couple of shrimp tails in the box, and even posted a picture of them on Twitter.
When I visualize organized crime, I think of shady characters in silk suits and fedora hats. Late-night meetings, smoke-filled rooms, skimming money from casinos and buying off politicians.
I’m doing 73 in a 55 zone, watching out for Highway Patrol, and this makes me think of Parmesan cheese. It’s how your brain works when you’re The Food Lawyer®.
What does a battery have to do with a bigger penis? Everything. Stay tuned. TV and the internet bombard us with dietary supplement advertisements promising bigger bosoms, biceps and buttocks from just taking a pill (Americans have a more-is-better hang-up).
I’ve been to P.F. Chang’s a few times and always thought they do a pretty good job. Food’s good, people nice, prices fair. Waiter laughs at my “very clever” jokes and I leave a bigger tip.
I’ve had Popeyes’ fried chicken and biscuits a couple of times and, cardiac arrest concerns aside, it never really seemed dangerous. Fried chicken and biscuits. What could possibly go wrong?
I’ve always thought smoked almonds are a good thing, but I was dead wrong. Tasty, healthy, cheap, available everywhere. All these years, I thought I was eating smoked almonds, but I wasn’t.
I eat at Subway sometimes. I really prefer a big greasy burger with cheese (and maybe chili), but Subway is healthier and they do a good job, so I go there occasionally.
