Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Already Taken.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery – – even when you’re copying something really stupid. California’s Prop 65 law gave us signs in Starbucks and elsewhere saying, “This product contains chemicals known to California to cause cancer and birth defects.

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Clean Food Labels and Other Tales From The Crypt

The hot new thing in food is “Clean Labels” – – labeling you can read and supposedly know what’s in the product. Equally, it’s rumored the Easter Bunny and Santa are forming a heavy metal band and going on tour.

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Fake Meat, Real Politics and White Margarine

I’d been feeling a little insecure lately, what with North Korea and Iran trying to build nuclear weapons, China preparing to blockade the South China Sea and climate change raising ocean levels.

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Monkeys Plus Millennials Equals No Chocolate

I was talking to a friend who said she’d “splurged” and paid $95 for a pound of “the most scrumptious chocolate ever.” Aside from questions of sanity, how did we get to $95 for a pound of chocolate?

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Of God, Man and Coca-Cola

You know it’s going to be a tough day when you’re notified you’ve been sued by God in Federal Court. But it was exactly this plague of Biblical proportions that Coca-Cola faced a few weeks ago when Pastors Bill Lamar and Delman Coates filed a class action against Coca-Cola because our venerated Coke bottles don’t have a warning on them about the perils of sugary drinks.

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