Burger King Judge Has Stoopid Attack
How stupid do you have to be to screw up an Impossible Burger? Burger King and a Federal Judge teamed up to show us just that.
How stupid do you have to be to screw up an Impossible Burger? Burger King and a Federal Judge teamed up to show us just that.
When a police car drives past my house, I smile and wave. The officer’s protecting us from bad guys and I appreciate it. When I see people in military uniform, I thank them.
When I visualize organized crime, I think of shady characters in silk suits and fedora hats. Late-night meetings, smoke-filled rooms, skimming money from casinos and buying off politicians.
All crooks have two things in common. 1. They want to make as much money as possible with as little work as possible. 2. They are smarter than everybody else.
Who is Spencer Sheehan and why are his fingers in my ice cream? It’s complicated. Batman protects Gotham City. Superman protects Lois Lane. Attorney Spencer Sheehan protects ground vanilla beans in New York.
Just when you thought Government couldn’t be more devious, they outdo themselves. In March, I blogged that California Government told Miyoko Schinner to change the name of her very popular “Miyoko’s Vegan Butter” so consumers wouldn’t be “deceived and confused” – – even though the label already says “Cultured Vegan Butter.
I’m doing 73 in a 55 zone, watching out for Highway Patrol, and this makes me think of Parmesan cheese. It’s how your brain works when you’re The Food Lawyer®.
Two possums come into our front yard every night. They eat insects, take a drink from our cats’ outside water dish, and then move on to our neighbor’s yard.
I never gave much thought to peanut butter jar lids. They’re kind of like my shoe laces or coffee cup. Things I use, but don’t mean very much.
I’ve always thought smoked almonds are a good thing, but I was dead wrong. Tasty, healthy, cheap, available everywhere. All these years, I thought I was eating smoked almonds, but I wasn’t.
